February 2012
8 posts
Feb 27th
Feb 27th
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I wish Beyonce and Jay Z would get on stage and...
Jay-Z: Look, Blue. Everything the light touches is our kingdom. Blue: What about the shadowy part?  Jay-Z: That’s country music. You must never go there. 
Feb 13th
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I've always loved rihanna. For her style, attitude...
Feb 13th
Feb 9th
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25 DAYS OF WRITING: DAY ONE
Write a biography your life. Only use a seven word sentence. It could have been so much worse.
Feb 8th
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Feb 5th
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Blewish: Ya'll ain't got no fucking home training. →
provocative-verbalist: I can’t walk around the fucking corner without being bothered. It’s one thing to try to talk to me, it’s another thing to touch me, and it’s SURELY another thing to touch me in an inappropriate place. The fact that you don’t even know so much as my name, should be reason enough for you to know… PREACH!
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
50 posts
Jan 28th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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I wish the world would slow down so I could...
~me
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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“It’s not cold today it’s only 45”
– New Yorkers (via pass-that)
Jan 24th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Fuck YOLO, Hakuna Matata is the motto nigga
Jan 13th
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It seems like I only gain weight in one place
Jan 13th
What you said: I don't believe in god.
What they think you said: I have anal sex with the devil.
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
Porn. Shower. Eyebrows. Nails. Barnes & Noble?...
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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Status: I just had a sandwich. It was delicious.
Comment (from relative over the age of 40): Hello Jim! I hope you're doing fantastic down where you are. I was just looking through some old pictures of you as a child and realized just how precious you were. LOL! When are you coming back up to visit? Your Uncle Jeff and I can't wait to see you again. We've got plenty of chores for you to do up here to help around the house. LOL! Just kidding Jim! How's your mother? I hope you're helping her out and being a good kid! But I have nothing to worry about, you're always a great kid! LOL! Hope all is well.
Jan 8th
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A boy has "swag", a man has "style", and a...
Jan 8th
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